When naming a motorcycle...
New candidate for the worst motorcycle name ever
Someone at Victory HQ forgot to check with their 'what could possibly be wrong with that' executive when they brainstormed possible names for Zach Ness' latest Victory customisation, a Café racer-styled cruiser. You can picture the numpties in the board room sitting around drinking 'Maxwell House' or 'Gloria Jean's' coffee, unaware they were about to stuff it up royally.
"How about "Ness Cafe"? suggests one suit-clad graduate.
(rest nod in silence, finish their steaming cup of cappuccino and collect their fee)
The decision is made, blissfully unaware of the stream of Nescafé-fuelled coffee jokes about to get served, in a hot mug, about two minutes after the bike is unveiled. Did you hear the one about Victory's new instant-motorcycle...
Anyway, jokes aside, it's a bike based on that brand-new Judge they unveiled the other day, but lighter and with supposedly even better performance. Although they've taken a small step in the right direction here, they have kind of missed the mark by quite a long way - this bike is still far too big, too heavy and the fotpegs too far forward for a start. Plus you'll need to be a big fan of big shiny chromed bling and tribal designs in order to think it looks beautiful.
Here's a vid of it's unveiling on the off chance that this is the way you'd like to roll.
Hmmm, time for a cup o' Joe...
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